March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Once I get attached to you,
You’re all I think about, you’re all I wanna talk to. I constantly check my phone hoping that I got a text from you. You’re the first person I wanna talk to when I wake up in the morning and you’re the last person I’d want to end every night talking with.
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
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February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
